Usually there are "happily ever afters" but sorry, girls, this is reality.

When you say you love her, look at her eyes and not at her chest!

Fvck society.

Wikipedia's a better source than you.

I'll fight for my place in the sun.

They want to watch something they can't see.

--My bf on blind people

Few women admit their age and few men act theirs.

Honey, please! You couldn't even catch an STD!

Sometimes you need to switch teams.

If you're afraid of a girly guy, you're afraid of everything.