I'm not nervous about people bitting me. I'm just nervous about bitting them.

I'm like an uh-oh oreo, white on the outside but black on the inside.

I attract blind people. I could hide from them but they'd probably sniff me out.

Most guys aren't as reliable as the cars they fix.

I was falling forever. Then one day you caught me.

Just an innocent face that you're not getting.

--My incredibly btchy friend Buni [love ya tho]

I didn't lose the keys. I lost the whole damn car!

--My friend Buni

I took your word but you took it back.

"I love you" only works when you mean it.

The sun shines on everyone but me.