I now pronounce you... dudes.

You can't save me now.

My eyes may tear but my heart cries.

Punched window: $15

Kicked-in door: $50

Destroyed table leg: $97

The kid that did all that: Worthless

Rare meat is just a fancy word for undercooked meat.

You didn't clip my wings, you snapped them.

Before I met you I had broken wings and a dusty halo. But when I met you I flew for the first time.

-- My best friend Buni

Buni and I started off with the same guy but we worked up the food chain.

Your halo is held up by two horns.

-- My best friend Deli

You're an angel whose halo broke a long time ago.