My mind has bowel movements; quotes!

Of course you don't remember me, I'm nothing!

I like sports because of the balls.

Kill me. I dare you.

The only reason you don't swim is because it's never been a half our since you last ate.

I'm not okay. I promise.

I don't love you.

If I knew what "cat person" meant, I wouldn't have freaked out at every full moon.

Don't let me die here.

I might die in Hell but I don't know where I'll end up.