If you're going to kill me I wish you good luck.

Let's play truth or dare! Truth, do you like me? Dare, prove it.

After being sacrificed you could've at least said thanks.

Call me fat and I'll throw up on you.

I'd eat you but you're too high in fat.

The only reason you don't swim is because it's never been a half hour since you last ate.

A guy with a big mouth is just small everywhere else.

You can do nothing to save me since it's too late.

If I fall, I'll catch myself.

There's gonna be storms but you can stand under my umbrella.