If you get on your knees they can kick you in the face!

I've been to Heaven and after five minutes I said "Let's go!".

That's just deathtastic.

My period isn't once a month, it's all month long!

I might be one year older but I'm still dead on the inside...

Killing doesn't become easier, it just becomes more fun.

Just so I don't eat lunch alone, I don't eat lunch.

I just went on the emotional roller coaster and I think I'm gonna be sick.

I bet my boyfriend's more well-trained than yours!

It's a shame you can't talk to me with an empty liver