Pour a glass, drink the bottle.

Calling me a fag is just pointing out the obvious...

I would love to be friends with you but now isn't a good time...

I haven't lost my virginity but it's run away from home a few times.

The more everybody's doing it the more everybody dies.

Get down on one knee and give me the G-d damn ring!

I'll jump so you don't have to.

When I walk by you say "fag" but your boner says something else.

I'll sleep forever and dream of you the whole time.

It's a shame you can't talk to me with an empty liver