Rare meat is just a fancy word for undercooked meat.

Punched window: $15

Kicked-in door: $50

Destroyed table leg: $97

The kid that did all that: Worthless

My eyes may tear but my heart cries.

You can't save me now.

I now pronounce you... dudes.

I'd write a poem but I have no talent.

You're either against me or you don't give a fvck.

Something's wrong with everything.

Shut up or throw up.

You only love him as much as you can.