You act like I'm afraid of you but in reality you're afraid of me.

Dad, do me a favour and drive into a gas tank again... but die this time.

Don't hit me because I hit back.

People fear me because they don't understand me.

Go piss off, dad.

If you're a real man, you'll try and hit me instead of him.

I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it is recieved.

Either I'll eat you or I'll eat your soul.

I bet you'd say you love me if you had a few more drinks.

My step dad is where brain cells go when they die.