You might not be able to find the right guy but you can always find the right donut!

Just because I'm gay and Swedish that doesn't mean I want to go to Ikea!

Don't try to blow out a candle if you breath fire.

You could manage to lose a few hundred pounds.

You have the weight of the world on your shoulders and twenty pounds on your hips.

You're my new best friend. Call me every five minutes.

I'm not your btch so don't honk at me!

Oh, I'm not thirsty. I have to let my liver digest, first.

I could kiss every guy in the world but I'd enjoy a kiss with you the most.

I hope you don't think less of me because I live in a giant castle.