Nothing's better than playing hide and seek with blind kids.

You could manage to lose a few hundred pounds.

Don't try to blow out a candle if you breath fire.

Just because I'm gay and Swedish that doesn't mean I want to go to Ikea!

You might not be able to find the right guy but you can always find the right donut!

If you need a shoulder to cry on... I'll drink with you.

"Oh" is just "ho" spelled backwards.

Loneliness is worse than death.

I'll find the light for you.

Oh, hey! How are you? I was just thinking about... Oh, look, better people.