I'm going to Hell so I might as well dance now!

Be a real man and take it up the sh*tter!

When I fell in love with you it was down a flight of stairs.

I don't run THROUGH objects, I run INTO them!

To get over someone you have to get under someone.

You can call me a spic. You can call me a fag. But I refuse to be called normal.

If I was a Satanist I would be self-centered, now wouldn't I?

Everyone knows what I am they just don't know what I'm there for.

When someone calls you a fag or a dyke just look back and say "You JUST noticed?!"

Guys who make fun of guys who s**k d**k s**k d**k.