I was born in the mountains of Oklahoma at the age of 12. When WW2 came about in 1812, my parents and I fled and hibernated underground. We were awoken by miners in the mid 1940's, who we gutted and ate for food. Then, I having come of age by turning 11 and a half decided that our family should move above ground and become ravenous vampires.

When we came above ground we found that the earth had shifted and we came up in Nazi Germany instead of my birth place in Oklahoma. When we found out that the second WW2 was going on, we decided that this time we had to help instead of hibernating. So we split up in search of the one called Hitler since he was apparently the moron who started the whole thing

By the time we found him he had splattered his brains all over the wall and blamed it on the Jews, which I really didn't think was fair since he wasn't Jewish.

After that we were all so traumatized that we went back into hibernation until the year 2006. In 2006 we found ourselves, no longer vampires, in Ohio. A year later we moved to this, fine and boring state of Massachusetts