The technology of condoms are improving there for mistakes like you will never happen again.

What gets longer when pulled
fits between tits, inserts neatly in a hole
and works best when jerked

a seatbelt you pervert
buckle up!!!

From the moment i saw you i wanted to be inside of you.
i luv your smell
the way your tongue feels
the way you tighten and loosen..........................god i love new shoes

Boys come and go but friends are there till the end

If you see a rose take it, while its still there you may fall in love with it

Never let anyone take your love away for someone else