Stoners live and stoners die,
But in the end we all get h*gh.
So if in life you don't succeed,
Just f**k it all and Smoke some Weed!!

Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you f**kers that don't get high,
Shut the f**k up and get it a try

There once was a man from fondu who fell alseep in a canoe he dreamed of venus and played with his penis and woke up with a hang of goo....

Day may go by.
But my feelings for you are FOREVER

Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to Sh** but only farted

Smoke smoke smoke a joint
drink a sip of wine
lite it up and take a puff
and blow your f**king mind

Role role role a joint
twist it at both ends
take a toke hold your smoke
and pass it to your friends

If i throw a stick, Will you leave??

7/5 People don't understand Fractions

Why do the numbers on a phone and the numbers on a calculator go different ways?