The light at the end of the tunnel, has been turned off due to budget costs!

Aim low, reach your goals and avoid dissapointment!

Teamwork, means never having to take all the blame yourself!

NEVER argue with idiots, they draw you down to their level, then they beet you with experience!

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water!

Why did god invent thrush?
So now every woman knows what it's like to live with an irratating c#%t!!!

A word to the wise aint neccessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice!

We all live under the same sky, but we dont all have the same horizon!