Sip sip sipin on some sizzurp!!!

Thin is in but fats where its at

I want a mink on my back

a bear on my floor

a snake on my feet

a jaguar in my gradge

and a jack as$ to pay for it all

The only reason i push u off the bed is to uck u on the floor!!

Me: awww steven your soo adorable!

Princess: Your moms adorable

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Money cant buy u happiness but it can sure buy u alcohol and it makes me pretty dayum happy

Your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk and im pretty dayum drunk!

Today is anti abortion day so to the supporters stay silent and wear black and red

im a supporter!

Love isnt blind its retarted