Marriage is a crutch for people who cant stand on their own...

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acid stains you,
Drugs cause cramps.

Guns are'nt lawful,
Noose's give,
Gas smells awful,
You might aswell live.

When life throws you a lemon,
get the Tequilla and salt,
and make the most of it.

May flowers always line your path,
and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you,
every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you,
in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart
each day your whole life through.

Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love,
time is eternity.

Being with you,
i smile more often,
i anger a little less quickly,
the sun shines a little brighter,
and life is so much sweeter.
For being with you,
takes me to a different place,
a place called love.