Some people are like slinkies not really good for anythign but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the screaming, yelling passenger in his car

I loved you in the biggining,
I loved you in the end.
I loved you,
untill you kissed my bestfriend.

Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!