The flowering garbage is floating in thin ares...

The birds tell me that my pet, a used underwear, is behind the moon...

To be or not to be...that is the howling cow...

Love is when you feel like taking a dump in your motha facka's mouth. My balls are big

Whenever i think of you, i remember my dead grandma because ur face looks like her shit... :) i love you

I dont want to fall inlove soo much because it would be very painful when the time comes that you have to leave me....</3

No words can express how much i love you...

Me: can i keep you in my pocket?
Girl: No...
Me: can i keep you inside my heart instead? <3

DEAR SATAN, BE MY GUIDING STAR...LEAD ME TO ETERNAL DARKNESS...LEAD ME TO YOUR UNDYING LOVE...I WORSHIP YOU OH SATAN, SON OF LUCIFER...KING OF THE BAPHOMET'S THRONE. YOU WILL BE MY KING Oh LUCIFER AND SATAN FOREVER...TO DEATH TILL WE MEET!

I saw my used underwear on my grandpa's head and i was like "Hey old man, your time is up, give it to grandma already!"