My dad ate my toenail and said, "Oh, the sea is so wonderful" and i was like "What the fcuk is wrong with you old man? The river is more wonderful!"

If i were to pick between to live and to die...i pick to eat lasagna in my toilet while drinking a cup of pee :)

If i wud compare you to a dog...you'll be my german sheperd because i like to eat german sausages :) <3

You are like my booger, i had a hard time picking you...you are like the lice in my head, its hard to take you out of my head...you are like my poo poo, you smell that bad :)

I tried my best to let go of you that night, but i dint want to...something was holding me back <3

Love hurts...but sometimes its a good hurt...and it makes me feel im alive

I shouldnt have fallen so much inlove...realizing that it can cause so much pain...

Loving you is all that i can do, nobody can take it away from me, nobody but you...why fall so much inlove?...that was my mistake...