The best gift for your husband is an ass dildo...imagine him sucking your fingernail...how erotic...

Love has no boundaries, the rock fell on the sky then zeus kissed my nosehair and said, "BLAMBODIRI ESTOFASHO"...and im like, TWEEHH!!! i love you

Roses are in my flowering shatofato

Love is when you feel like taking a dump in your motha facka's mouth. My balls are big

Whenever i think of you, i remember my dead grandma because ur face looks like her shit... :) i love you

I shouldnt have fallen so much inlove...realizing that it can cause so much pain...

Love hurts...but sometimes its a good hurt...and it makes me feel im alive

I tried my best to let go of you that night, but i dint want to...something was holding me back <3

You are like my booger, i had a hard time picking you...you are like the lice in my head, its hard to take you out of my head...you are like my poo poo, you smell that bad :)

If i wud compare you to a dog...you'll be my german sheperd because i like to eat german sausages :) <3