If i were to pick between to live and to die...i pick to eat lasagna in my toilet while drinking a cup of pee :)

My dad ate my toenail and said, "Oh, the sea is so wonderful" and i was like "What the fcuk is wrong with you old man? The river is more wonderful!"

I saw my used underwear on my grandpa's head and i was like "Hey old man, your time is up, give it to grandma already!"

DEAR SATAN, BE MY GUIDING STAR...LEAD ME TO ETERNAL DARKNESS...LEAD ME TO YOUR UNDYING LOVE...I WORSHIP YOU OH SATAN, SON OF LUCIFER...KING OF THE BAPHOMET'S THRONE. YOU WILL BE MY KING Oh LUCIFER AND SATAN FOREVER...TO DEATH TILL WE MEET!

Me: can i keep you in my pocket?
Girl: No...
Me: can i keep you inside my heart instead? <3

No words can express how much i love you...

I dont want to fall inlove soo much because it would be very painful when the time comes that you have to leave me....</3

Love.............is a verb here in my room! =D