Its hard to love you knowing that my dad went to iraq and farted so loud in osama's face...i still love you...<3

Taba racha fu lacka! tajong farong badong! wat the fak is this? i love you <3

The lepers in my pimple are trying to fly to my tooth decay...i really love you <3

Rose are red, violets are blue...this poem sucks so FcuK YOU!

The best gift for your husband is an ass dildo...imagine him sucking your fingernail...how erotic...

Love has no boundaries, the rock fell on the sky then zeus kissed my nosehair and said, "BLAMBODIRI ESTOFASHO"...and im like, TWEEHH!!! i love you

Roses are in my flowering shatofato

Love.............is a verb here in my room! =D