*talking about a party*
Me: Well i was watching the game
Him:How many guys were all over you?
Me: None.
Him: I had 3 girls. 1 would not stop touching me and she wasnt even drunk.
Me: Ha lucky you.
Him: I wanted that girl to be you.
(true convo.)

Dont /fall/ for h.i.m unless you know he will /catch/ you.

You have to love yourself before you can love others.

Im [n.o.t] in love with you.
I in love with who you [w.e.r.e]
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Oh please...
Pretty girls turn heads...
but my girls fcuking break necks.

He said "I love you"
I laughed and said "Sorry, but I'm allergic to bullshiit.
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My friends are the kind that...
if the house was burning down,
they would be making smores
and be hitting on the firemen.

When i said id hit that.....

i meant with my car!

(not mine)

He said: why do u wear a bra? you've got nothing to put in them...

she said: you wear pants dont you?

You cry..i cry...
you fight...i fight...
you laugh...i laugh...
you jump of a bridge...
im going to miss your dumb ass