Ex boyfriends are like shoes. they dont fit anymore and it's hard to get rid of them !

LiFE iS MESS UP. LOVEz HURT.BOYz LiE. FRiENDZ STAB.PPlE DiE. MOST OF US ARNT WORTH DA TRUTH && WE Will NEVA KNO WHy?

Love is like ch0colate... It's sweet until it gives y0u a st0mach ache

Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let them nikkas between ur leg they say u cute they say u fine nine months later they say it anit mine

IM THE AUTHOR OF MY liFE UNFORUNATlY: iM WRiTEiNG iN PEN && I CANT ERASE MA MiSTAKES.

THE TRUTH iS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEND TOMARROW. liFE iS A CRAZY RiDE, AND NONTHiNG iS GURANTEED

" break up? " no we didnt break up he gave me away

Love is when you can be a total dork,
Be stupid with each other,
Make retarded faces,
And stick your tounges out at each other

I WONT MESS WiTH YOUR HEAD OR PlAY WiTH YOUR HEART iM A REAl GURl AND i FiNiSH WHAT i START.

WHEN YOUR SiCK OR SAD lAUGHTER iS THE BEST MEDiCENT