The Penguins Stole My Sanity!

Yeah, you can trust the Government.

Just ask the Indians..

I wrote your name in the Sand & the Ocean washed it away...

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep.

In a giant blender...

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

People who judge me. Go climb a tree, I have no time for you.

Imperfection. Get over it.

Its okay to let a fool kiss you,
But don't let a kiss fool you.