The Penguins Stole My Sanity!

Yeah, you can trust the Government.

Just ask the Indians..

I wrote your name in the Sand & the Ocean washed it away...

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep.

In a giant blender...

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

People who judge me. Go climb a tree, I have no time for you.

Imperfection. Get over it.

Every girl needs a best friend to make her smile when she feels like she'll never laugh again...

My dreams are infected with the promises you broke,
My thoughts consumed, by the fake words that you spoke.