I love you because you're perfect, and you're perfect because you're imperfect. Everyone makes mistakes, and your mistakes led you to me.

"Please, you don't have to call us ignorant, we're doing our best here. You're the one that decided to go grocery shopping at a gas station."

(I love you for that, D!)

What a beautiful thing.
The only tree in the forest
That is golden, and tall...
It's such a shame
That it had to fall.

I got all F's on my report card. So I says to my teachers, "Throw some D's on that b.itch!"

What is our purpose in life? To die, of course.

You say the Bratz babies aren't slu*s? So your baby wears thongs, too?

Preps can be so funny! They're the only people I know of that claim to be 'gangsta' while dressing like Carlton Banks.