Preps can be so funny! They're the only people I know of that claim to be 'gangsta' while dressing like Carlton Banks.

You say the Bratz babies aren't slu*s? So your baby wears thongs, too?

What is our purpose in life? To die, of course.

I got all F's on my report card. So I says to my teachers, "Throw some D's on that b.itch!"

What a beautiful thing.
The only tree in the forest
That is golden, and tall...
It's such a shame
That it had to fall.

"Please, you don't have to call us ignorant, we're doing our best here. You're the one that decided to go grocery shopping at a gas station."

(I love you for that, D!)

I love you because you're perfect, and you're perfect because you're imperfect. Everyone makes mistakes, and your mistakes led you to me.