I wanna live, until i die... no more. no less

You will miss me when I'm gone... You will won't you?? Please miss me...

Can you handle a girl who can tolerate more pain than you??

Pickles are cucumber soaked in evil...

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded- dead.
- Woody Allen

There is only one word that is genuinely without strings, and that word is blackmail

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
[Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)]

When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes.
[Desiderius Erasmus (1465-1536)]

"On my first day in New York a man asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: 'Do you mind if I mug you here?" -Paul Merton

Money can't buy happiness: but it can buy marshmallows which are kinda the same thing.