I want you in my arms and your word to fill my ears any you tears drying on my shoulder

Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Every time
Wife replies," No, It means: With Idiot For Ever !!!"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed .
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"

Let peaple put you down,
so you can prove them wrong.

I'm the one who will make you remember I'm the one who will make you forget I'm the one who will make you relive my pain. For i am the one who will make you love me.

People say no because they don't want to take responsibility for you to succeed. Don't let that stop you from making your dreams.

Son, someday you will make a girl very happy for a short period of time. Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be. These men are called musicians.

I have no name it means nothing in the battle of love.

I will always love you even if I die I will still love you.