HIM: after every story you tell me, i just add to my list of asses to kick
ME: well doesn't that make me feel special. how many are on it?
HIM: alot. ;) they include most guys in the school who give u a second look, and anyone who's ever hurt you.

*prettiest girl in class is assigned to sit next to him. he looks at me sitting a distance away, sighs, looks back at her, and mouths to me...."dam"* jealousy over. he'd rather be with me

*walking down the hallway*

*boy stops me*
patty cake?

*sighs*
sure

*clapclapclapclapclap*

*boy is surprised*
you're fast today

*me*
i don't want to be late.

Everyone in my science class erupts into conversations when my teacher leaves and shuts the door. when she comes back, we fall silent as the door handle turns. she walks in and says,

"guys, the door isn't sound proof"

He walks me to my bus, a kid walks up to him and looks pointedly at me.

"dude, u know her?"

he looks at me and says "yea," then looks back at the kid and says "but i've no idea who u are."

Two of my best guy friends walk down the hall. one of them is wearing a leather trenchcoat.

"dude, do u kno how many trees were killed to make you jacket?"

"no, but i know how many cows were killed to make your homework."

Purple is the color of dreamers

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.

Your name only has to be mentioned and the floor goes out from under my feet and some cruel invisible being punches my stomach and people stare. see what you've done?

So what happens next in our fairy tale? for once i don't feel like the author. this love is wildly out of control.