ME: any dreams lately?
HIM: well, one.
ME: what about?
HIM: it was naughty.
ME: ?
HIM: well, you were in it, i was in it, need i go on?

You want to know why the futures scares me?
it's the idea that one day i'll wake up and you won't be there for me anymore.

*holding hands and walking*
me: do you know where we're going?
him: nope
me: do you care?
him: nope, I'm good