How much imagination do I have?

Well, imagine a 27-foot Blaziken-Lucario black dragon monkey gryphon slicing the moon slowly 5.62 ways with a slice of its rubbery evil baby dove wings...

...while standing on dirt 5,119 feet underground.

IRacecar boob rats live on no evil star boob racecar!

I LUV PALINDROMES!

So, let me get this straight:

Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, but no one gives a damn about Al Gore?

This world seriously needs help.

Love can murder souls, but it can heal all wounds.