Silence may be golden, But witty remarks are platinum.

When life hands you lemons, Slip poison in the lemonade you made, And serve it to life. Then you've got death....

I won't die from a heart attack, gunshot, knife, or anything like that. I'll die when none of the peices of my heart remain.

Floating on a sea of dreams, Wishing to be swimming in an ocean of real happily ever after endings.

When life hands you lemons, make margaritas to get life snockered, cut out one of its kidneys, & sell it on the black market for cash to buy yourself some peaches instead.

When life hands you lemons, catch them on fire and throw them back.

I'm walking on.... How does anyone walk on sunshine? It's like walking on water, you can't do it unless you're god.......

You're the yin to my yang, I'm the yang to your yin, We go together like dry vermouth and gin.

I'm more man then you'll ever be, and more women then you'll ever have.

P.M.S. = Pop Midol Soon