Anytime you need a friend,
you can count on me...

He was her best friend,
The one who made her laugh when she didn't feel...

Wow. well,
It's 2007...

I'm nowhere near perfect;
I eat when I'm bored, I fall for boys...

It never gets cross if you're messy
It picks up your rubbish and toys...

I'm so ugly,
I'll never get HIM...

Will you take my picture?
Will you take my side...

Get lost!
When I {liked} you...

You're never online,
You're never around...