If life throws lemons at you throw them back and tell life to make it's own d*** lemonade. |
A kitten is soft, cuddly and nice but a boyfriend is the oppsite. |
It's the 20th century why ain't use rednecks wearen crown and tiaras? |
Why drive cars and use gas and pollute the air when we have HORSE-POWER! |
Everyone and everything is so troublesome, it such a drag. |
Why live through life if when your gone nobody will miss you. |
Never trust everybody because some will stab you in the back like they have hated you all their lives. |
A true friend is someone who knows something is wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face. |
You never realize how much of a friend someone is untill they're gone. |
Stupid people are like slinkys, when they fall down stairs they make you laugh. |