I never before knew that churches teach an important secret to life: that of faith. It's integral to have faith in yourself, your loved ones, humanity, and the future because only then will you be truly happy.

I believe in God but don't know if God resembles humans. I do know this: God is in that smile made for no reason, in the laughter of both young and old, in all who reach out to those in need; basically everything universally considered good and pure.

"Incest 101; come on let's get started"

~ English Class random quote of the day

" Who saw a chicken and thought I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of his butt?"

~English class random quote of the day

I will love you unless you say that you don't love me and want me to feel the same about you, then I'll just like you.

"Alexander Hamilton was the orginal emo kid"- O.K. (English Class Random Quote of the Day)

"Religion is just fashion. Christianity is just like American Eagle; the sects are the other clothing lines sold." ~ (should have been an English class random quote of the day)

"I now know how to remember the difference between acne and acme; the acme of acne is the white pus at the top." - (should have beem an English Class random quote of the day; I grossed the teacher with this one)

English teacher (to the class): "To My Dear and Loving Husband" (poem) well what do you think that is about?
Me: The Nazis.

"Greekformers, incest in disguise" ~ English Class Random Quote of the Day