"I now know how to remember the difference between acne and acme; the acme of acne is the white pus at the top." - (should have beem an English Class random quote of the day; I grossed the teacher with this one)

English teacher (to the class): "To My Dear and Loving Husband" (poem) well what do you think that is about?
Me: The Nazis.

"Greekformers, incest in disguise" ~ English Class Random Quote of the Day

In theory, theory works; in practice, practice works.

A crowd gets things done, but it takes an individual to inspire that crowd.

"What is this a competition to see who has the largest stretch marks? Mine are bigger than yours!"
(from a phone conversation with a friend; my response to her mentioning me having twenty kids and her having just one)