Friends are there when you need to do a class project. The reason you fail is because you spent the entire class laughing at the kid who glued his head to the table.

Sometimes it's best not to question your friend-just help them dump the body bag in the river.

We have the best of times, the dumbest of ideas, and the friendship that makes the world jealous.

Friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

For every girl with a broken heart, there is a boy with a glue gun. <3

Hey, plz check out my poems and commnt and i promise to do the same 4 you!!

I was happy when i thought i was the only one who could turn your world upside down. now i know its every hot girl you see :(

Sumtimes he sits there nd throws rocks at my window till 4 in the mrning, mayb he thnx its romantic, hes crazy...

Wen life knox u down on ur knees, remembr that ur in the prfct positn 2 pray

Kisses make evrythng bettr, hugs make evrythng sweetr, bt nuthng beats jst flippng them off!!!