Sometimes it's best not to question your friend-just help them dump the body bag in the river.

Friends are there when you need to do a class project. The reason you fail is because you spent the entire class laughing at the kid who glued his head to the table.

We're not perfect, we laugh 2 hard, we are way 2 loud and make complete fools of ourselves, but doing it 2gether makes us best friends.

It's the friends that you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Prepare to cower before my invicible powers of irony and sarcasm.

Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority? Sarcasm. My anti-drug.

There's only so many sad songs you can play before you have to hit the repeat button

I fell in love with the liar who lied straight to my face that he would never lie to me.

All the others looked at you like you were something to eat, but he looks at you like you're something to love.

~~not mine, but my best friend's, she said this to me :)

You make my heart melt like cheese on a quesadilla. <3