Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses hers after four kisses!

Me: hey baby what are you doing?
Him: nothing much just thinking of you.
me: aww that is so sweet!
him: baby i cant help it, i am so in love with you.

*This is what my baby told me the other night before i went to bed!*

An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise.