Boy: I dont know why you where a bra you have nothing to put in it.

Girl: Why do you wear boxers?

Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?

Guy: So... my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"

Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss is a kiss
without some tounge
so ope your mouth
and close your eyes
and let your tounge
get some exercise

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.