Convo btw boy and girl

boy:its over
girl:ummm okaii
boy:can i have the blood i donated to you
girl:yeah but your goin to have to wait every month 2 get it frm my bloody tampon

Kickbricks without socks and suck on a juicebox nd act like u knoe that sh*t was empty

Me:dis bag of chips was a waste of money,
want sum of my sour patches?
boy:yes.wud u like a starburst
me:yes
boy:puts candy in mouth! tat was a waste of money
me:puts starburst in mouth!damn dose starburstes were hard.dey were diff a waste of money

Convo btw me and friend

friend: ask ya boyfriend... i rocked his boat

me:i asked him nd his reply was
that wen u rocked his boat it sunked like the titanic...he was betta off with a ship

(lolsz actually convosation)