I riped mi heart out of mi chest that way mi can no longer feel the pain u caused mi nd the pain that is yet to come

Mi never believed in a such thing called idiots til i came upond u..nd now mi 100% gurnateed there is a SUCH thing as idiots

Boy:i'll show u mines ?????? if u show mi sures ???
girl:but then it wud b like mi showin mi self
boy:what u mean
girl:basically u have nuttin to offer
boy:oh mi have sumthing to offer(pull it out)
girl:mi point excatly

Mmm its so juicy wen its n mi mouth.so mouth watery.its so big nd long.and i can just suk on it all day nd nite.i noe im not the only 1 wit this habit.who can say no to sukin on a sugar daddy.thats the best lolipop lol

I cry n the rain that way wen mi dryin mi tears you'll think mi dryin my face cuz the rain drops fall down on mi.if only u can c the real tears that mi cried.the tearz that u caused mi and mi dunno y

I shake mi money maker.nd still aint gettin paid

The best thing to a girls heart is to never lie to her..i love you!

Vampire:give mi ur blood
girl:im quite a bleeder but im willin to hand you my bloody tampon
vampire:can u super size that for mi.nd i like my blood well done

Faboomafoo foo foo baaaboo mafoo faboomafoo

say it 10 times very fast
stop ur self now u noe u cant do it

Wen life hands u strawberries make chocalate milk instead and wen ppl start wonderin how u do it.tell them chocalate curs a broken heart?
care to have sum chocalate milk wit mi