I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish

"Rely on me baby and the world can never touch either of us, we are beyond the reach of fate"

HER: "Wow he looks like he got beat with an ugly stick"
HIM: "No he got beat with the whole damn tree"

HER: "Your a w.hore"
HIM: " Yea, but im an expensive w.hore, i cost $15,000 American, you cant afford me Betch"

*another infamous line by Mr. Maison

I will not worry about what tomorrow will bring. I will live for today, in the moment. Care not about the future, but the present in its enirety.

We live, we love we laugh, we cry, we fail we die. Were strong, we have faith. Were together, were forever. We can beat this.

"Why do we have middle fingers?"

"Because i cant tell you how much i hate you with my pinkie"

Everyone thinks that gay marriage is bad for our society, well so is obesity, but they arent trying to ban fat marriage now are they?

Ill wait for you
at heavens gate
i dont care
how long it takes
ill tell St. Pete
i cant come in
without my love
and my best friend
this aint nothin new
sweetheart ill wait for you

Ill make you realize there still a part of me worth keeping.