HER: "Your a w.hore"
HIM: " Yea, but im an expensive w.hore, i cost $15,000 American, you cant afford me Betch"

*another infamous line by Mr. Maison

HER: "Wow he looks like he got beat with an ugly stick"
HIM: "No he got beat with the whole damn tree"

"Rely on me baby and the world can never touch either of us, we are beyond the reach of fate"

The list of things that SUCK:
-star wars
-chuck norris
-milky way candy bars
-WOW
-broken hearts
*read this list then post quotes that DONT include them..Thank you, and have a lovely day.

Two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog on the sidwalk licking himself, one guy turns to the other n says "i wish i could do that" and the other man says "well u cuud try but i bet hed bite ya"

*true story*

I will love you today, tomorrow, next week, fifty years from now and three days after forever.

"To stand alone is strong....but to admit that you need someone is stronger."

If a rose is a symbol of love....then how come they die?

God called, he was looking for his angel.....ssshhh...i didnt tell him where you were..

"You no how they say a dream is a wish your heart makes?......so lemme get this straight... my heart wishes i would go to school naked and get attacked by a flying jar of peanut butter?"....dude thas messed up....