I dont get scared wen i watch bloody horror movies, i can ride on roller coasters without a sound, im not scared to go outside in the middle of the night if i hear a noise........but i get scared when the toast pops out of the toaster. :D

"if u dont shut up im going to move to texas, buy a house and a rifle, put u on my property then shoot you because in texas its legal...."

said that to my brother** lol wat? mean?

WARNING: PRIVATE PROPERTY
TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT...
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.

Only in America....do banks leave both doors wide open...but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...do we sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.

Only in America...do we order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET soda...

I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish