Only in America....do banks leave both doors wide open...but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...do we sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.

Only in America...do we order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET soda...

Two guys were walking down the street when they saw a dog on the sidwalk licking himself, one guy turns to the other n says "i wish i could do that" and the other man says "well u cuud try but i bet hed bite ya"

*true story*

The list of things that SUCK:
-star wars
-chuck norris
-milky way candy bars
-WOW
-broken hearts
*read this list then post quotes that DONT include them..Thank you, and have a lovely day.

[[Rick]]: "What number do u get when u turn 8 upside down?"
[[Me]]: "Two sevens?"

*sumthin i actually said to my bfs dad so now my nickname is "sevens"

No My Dear Friends, Pride Is NOT The Hardest Thing To Swallow...just ask my boyfriend.

3 blondes walk into a bar.....the brunette ducks

Ill make you realize there still a part of me worth keeping.

Ill wait for you
at heavens gate
i dont care
how long it takes
ill tell St. Pete
i cant come in
without my love
and my best friend
this aint nothin new
sweetheart ill wait for you